Do you have any sexting message
Anonymous

I don’t think I have any sexting posts. I could, however, do a sexting RP.

I just figured you might want to be aware of a repost of one of your texts seaofgalaxy(.)tumblr(.)com/post/58451296749 I dunno if you really care or not, but here it is if you do
Anonymous

UghhhHHHHHHHH. 

People have to 

A. Stop copying that stupid post
B. Realize the original wasn’t that funny in the first place

There was a very well-organised Stony fic rec page but I think s/he moved, so I can't find that page. Can you help me?
Anonymous

Are you referring to this one? 

:) 

COSPLAY HELP PLEASE

glutenfreewaffles:

HI HELLO

SO I just bought tickets for Stan Lee’s Comikaze for its second day (Saturday) on November 2nd.

A-n-n-n-n-d I really want to go as (MCU) Natasha Romanoff. For obvious reasons.However… Natasha has the gosh darned hardest outfit ever. 

If you’re interested, I would really appreciate any suggestions in helping me decide on/finding a costume

(I have some general ideas and concerns written under the cut. I need all the help I can get as soon as can get it.) 

PS if your lucky there might be a selfie down there you knoww aht i’m saying mhmmhmmhmmm) 

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I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED. 

(Before I continue, my best friend wants me to warn you that reading this without any prior knowledge of the Sins Past story-arc may alter your perception of Gwen Stacy and the sanity of the Marvel universe in general)

Ahemem.

Sins Past:

AKA the series where Gwen Stacy can be described by the following GIF-

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—-

Sins Past is an 9-issue story arc published in late 2004. 

What’s it about? 

In a few words: Gwen Stacy fucked Norman Osborn and had his accelerated-aging goblin babies.

Yes. You read that correctly. 

Gwen Stacy

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did the do

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wit h Norman Osborne

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and his weird 50-year-old-white-guy-cornrow-things.

Which in all fairness, is pretty fucking weird, considering Gwen is most likely underage and Norman is obviously aware of this and rich enough to afford some form of contraceptives.

And if that doesn’t give you the heebie jeebies, I want you right now to imagine the MCU characters in this scenario.

That’s right. Emma Stone getting freaky in the sheets with Willem Dafoe. 

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-shudders- 

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And if sleeping with your boyfriend’s arch nemesis slash best friend’s dad isn’t morally corrupt enough; She gets preggos from his unnatural and most likely glow in the dark Green Goblin spermatozoon!

So our little homewrecker goes to Paris for a convenient nine month vacation to, you know, be pregnant and give birth… and Peter is left none the wiser. (Cough. Three points for the boy genius). 

Gwen has twins, a boy and a girl, named Gabriel and Sarah. 

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So, if you know anything about Gwen Stacy’s storyline, you’re probably thinking “… Wait a second… The Green Goblin is supposed to kill Gwen, not impregnate her.” 

Yes. Yes, you would be absolutely correct. And what’s sick is that that doesn’tfucking change

—-

You see, Gwen (despite being a cheating and lying psycho bitch) decides to come clean to Peter.

And when we say ‘come clean’ we mean: “Hey, I’m going to tell Peter… but I’m going to tell him they’re his kids and maybe we can raise them together!”

(Solid plan, Gwen. Considering your boyfriend still lives in Queens with his Aunt and can barely get through school. But I’m sure raising two babies is nothing compared to that trigonometry test you have tomorrow.)

Norman finds out about this and he’s all “Fuck no. These are my spawn. MY HEIRS." And in a fit of anger, kills the mother of his children in the way we all know and love; on the Brooklyn bridge. 

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SO YOU MUST BE THINKING “WELL THAT’S PRETTY FUCKED UP.” 

AND YOU’D BE RIGHT.

BUT IT’S NOT FUCKING OVER.

Because Gabriel and Sarah have inherited Norman’s “Goblin blood”, they age at an accelerated rate. 

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So within about three years… they’re the same age as Peter.

And since, you know, Norman just happens to tell them Spider-Man killed their mother, they naturally go after him. 

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SO IT CAN’T GET MORE MESSED UP THAN THIS RIGHT?

WRONG. 

In order to find out if the twins are actually Gwen’s, Peter goES TO HERGRAVE AND DIGS UP HER DEAD BODY FROM SIX FUCKING FEET UNDER TO GET A DNA SAMPLE.

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HE.

LITERALLY.

DIGS.

UP.

HER.

ROTTING.

CORPSE. 

 AND SCREAMS WHILE DOING IT.

SO tHEN AT thE END, Peter’s telling MJ about this and what does she have to say?

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SHE FUCKING KNEW ABOUT IT THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME!

So why is Sins Past possibly the worst Spider-Man story to ever exist? Besides it’s blatant creepiness, it just rips the entirety of Gwen’s character apart and makes her internship at OSCORP in the movie suddenly very shady.

It’s absolutely unrealistic and unbelievable for the innocent and smart Ms. Stacy to sleep with someone who’s not only about three times her age but also… you know… evil

Not to mention, there’s absolutely no way Peter considered all the ways to get a sample of Gwen’s DNA and thought “No you know what… disrupting her place of rest is the best way to go about this.” 

Lessons to be learned from this? Don’t use a characters vagina as a plot device.

(made rebloggable by request of littlewolf1275

Can you make the sins past post rebloggable?

Your wish is my command. 

In addition to what you said it always bothered me that they had Gwen want to tell peter the kids are his despite the fact they had never had sex, felt like they were insulting Gwens intelligence

Holy shit, wwhaat. 

It explicitly said in the text that they hadn’t had sex..?

ARE YFOU CKING KIDDING ME GWEN 

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AKA The real reason why Peter snapped Gwen’s neck.

See… another good reason why the grave scene was unnecessary. Peter could have gotten Gwen’s DNA from practically any person in New York. 

I will do the honors. What is Sins Past about?
Anonymous

I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED. 

(Before I continue, my best friend wants me to warn you that reading this without any prior knowledge of the Sins Past story-arc may alter your perception of Gwen Stacy and the sanity of the Marvel universe in general)

Ahemem.

Sins Past:

AKA the series where Gwen Stacy can be described by the following GIF-

image

—-

Sins Past is an 9-issue story arc published in late 2004. 

What’s it about? 

In a few words: Gwen Stacy fucked Norman Osborn and had his accelerated-aging goblin babies.

Yes. You read that correctly. 

Gwen Stacy

image

did the do

image

wit h Norman Osborne

image

and his weird 50-year-old-white-guy-cornrow-things.

Which in all fairness, is pretty fucking weird, considering Gwen is most likely underage and Norman is obviously aware of this and rich enough to afford some form of contraceptives.

And if that doesn’t give you the heebie jeebies, I want you right now to imagine the MCU characters in this scenario.

That’s right. Emma Stone getting freaky in the sheets with Willem Dafoe. 

image

-shudders- 

image

And if sleeping with your boyfriend’s arch nemesis slash best friend’s dad isn’t morally corrupt enough; She gets preggos from his unnatural and most likely glow in the dark Green Goblin spermatozoon!

So our little homewrecker goes to Paris for a convenient nine month vacation to, you know, be pregnant and give birth… and Peter is left none the wiser. (Cough. Three points for the boy genius). 

Gwen has twins, a boy and a girl, named Gabriel and Sarah. 

image

So, if you know anything about Gwen Stacy’s storyline, you’re probably thinking “… Wait a second… The Green Goblin is supposed to kill Gwen, not impregnate her.” 

Yes. Yes, you would be absolutely correct. And what’s sick is that that doesn’t fucking change

—-

You see, Gwen (despite being a cheating and lying psycho bitch) decides to come clean to Peter.

And when we say ‘come clean’ we mean: “Hey, I’m going to tell Peter… but I’m going to tell him they’re his kids and maybe we can raise them together!”

(Solid plan, Gwen. Considering your boyfriend still lives in Queens with his Aunt and can barely get through school. But I’m sure raising two babies is nothing compared to that trigonometry test you have tomorrow.)

Norman finds out about this and he’s all “Fuck no. These are my spawn. MY HEIRS." And in a fit of anger, kills the mother of his children in the way we all know and love; on the Brooklyn bridge. 

image

SO YOU MUST BE THINKING “WELL THAT’S PRETTY FUCKED UP.” 

AND YOU’D BE RIGHT.

BUT IT’S NOT FUCKING OVER.

Because Gabriel and Sarah have inherited Norman’s “Goblin blood”, they age at an accelerated rate. 

image

So within about three years… they’re the same age as Peter.

And since, you know, Norman just happens to tell them Spider-Man killed their mother, they naturally go after him. 

image

SO IT CAN’T GET MORE MESSED UP THAN THIS RIGHT?

WRONG. 

In order to find out if the twins are actually Gwen’s, Peter goES TO HER GRAVE AND DIGS UP HER DEAD BODY FROM SIX FUCKING FEET UNDER TO GET A DNA SAMPLE.

image

HE.

LITERALLY.

DIGS.

UP.

HER.

ROTTING.

CORPSE. 

 AND SCREAMS WHILE DOING IT.

SO tHEN AT thE END, Peter’s telling MJ about this and what does she have to say?

image

SHE FUCKING KNEW ABOUT IT THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME!

So why is Sins Past possibly the worst Spider-Man story to ever exist? Besides it’s blatant creepiness, it just rips the entirety of Gwen’s character apart and makes her internship at OSCORP in the movie suddenly very shady.

It’s absolutely unrealistic and unbelievable for the innocent and smart Ms. Stacy to sleep with someone who’s not only about three times her age but also… you know… evil

Not to mention, there’s absolutely no way Peter considered all the ways to get a sample of Gwen’s DNA and thought “No you know what… disrupting her place of rest is the best way to go about this.” 

Lessons to be learned from this? Don’t use a characters vagina as a plot device.

Thanks! I’m glad! I’ve been kind of in a pregnant scare!Gwen phase lately, to be honest. This conversation is partly based on my RP with this lovely lady.


PS This could have easily become a Sins Past joke, but luckily for you I like to stay approximately 3,480,343,290 feet away from that storyline. 

I’m leaving for a week!

glutenfreewaffles:

I won’t be online from tomorrow ‘til Saturday. So please don’t think I’m inactive or dead. 

Also, I will not be able to RP during these days. So please don’t be offended! I’m not ignoring you!

Thank you!

GUYS IMPORTNANT STORY TIME

So my mom was on a plane to Vegas and she sat next to this really friendly guy and they started talking and it turns out he works for Warner Bros and markets movies for like video games and advertising and stuff and he works in Digital Media and sometimes teaches at USC (which is where I want to go and one of the fields i’m interested in)

And so naturally my mom started talking about me and somehow she brought up this blog like “lol yeah my daughter has this blog where she makes posts of the Avengers texting and stuff” 

AND SHE SAID THE GUY LITERALLY SAT THERE MARVELING ABOUT IT FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES AND HE WAS LIKE "WOW… ThaT’S AMAZING. HOW CAN I USE THAT" 

guUYS

AND  HE GUAVE US HIS BUSINESS CARD AND SAID HE’D GIVE US A VIP TOUR OF WARNER BROS AND LET US WATCH A TAPING OF A SHOW SO BASICALLY DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU TUMBLR ISN’T IMPORTANT BC WOW

Omg i want to join in the fun but i dont know your number. I spent sometime reading these. I absoultly love 'em. Im from los angeles too wooooo. I just wanna know if the number is the same or if it changed?

It’s the still same. It’s in both my FAQs and in the description on my main blog.

1(805)-400-3870

Text any time :) 

I’ve been in a Deadpool kind of mood.

Ellen and I were RPing as Peter and Gwen respectively and I accidentally 

Ellen and I were RPing as Peter and Gwen respectively and I accidentally