Because I’m clever, that’s why.
Based on an RP session I’ve had with a lovely Steve, who doesn’t have a tumblr, so I unfortunately can’t give them proper credit.
You know who you are.
Because Tony can’t resist cheap science puns. Bruce receives the text and chuckles furiously to his phone. Steve remains confused.
Whosoever holds this periodic table of elements, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of 90 protons
A lot of people have requested/asked if I could make a number for this blog for my followers to text.
Well… I did!
If you’d like me to send you a message text as Steve, Tony, or Peter, text the number
1 (805) 400-3870
Specifying who you’d like to talk to!
- This is not my personal number. This is for texting you guys only, so please do not try to call or send out of character messages
- I probably won’t end up having lengthy conversations with you. Sorry! But I’m quite the busy and unoriginal person! Sometimes I won’t have time to respond, or I just won’t know how! Don’t take my awful role-playing skills into offense :) But you can text me as many times as you’d like! So if the conversation drops, just start up a new one!
- This is most likely a test run! If something goes wrong (I have too many people texting, the app I’m using fails, I start getting hate messages, etc.) I will stop. Hopefully, none of that will happen, but better safe than sorry.
The superfamily eagerly awaits your messages!
And don’t be shy! I’m trying to pull off the effect of an RP ask-blog ;)
Superfamily Texts: We go on location for your requests.
Steve’s ‘pictures’ taken by myself.
Can someone draw this?
Because I can’t fucking resist penis jokes.
Thank you all so much for your requests! PS biggest photoset ever like holy shit.
I have never been, nor have I ever, texted while drunk. So let the realism of this be judged in your imagination.
I added my brand spanking new little mark at the bottom there. It’s ugly and distracting, but it’ll do it’s job, and that’s all that matters!
And thank you for the request, Anon <3
GImme yo cookiez bytch.
I don’t know how to RP Clint fffffffff. Just pretend it’s good okay? I’m sorry I don’t really ship Clint/Bruce so I didn’t know what to do.
-Gargles salvia and falls off the bed in failure-
This is kind of cheating.
Because I drew this a few months ago on May 4th when the Avengers first came out.
But, I thought, if I was going to show it to anyone, you’d be the ones to appriciate it.
Also, I’ve reached a pretty huge milestone in followers recently (which I’ll address and give my thanks to in another post), so I’m hoping this will make you -at least- smile in return.
<3 Thank you <3
Thank you for the compliment and the request! I hope you like it!
Enter Clint Barton: Whom I imagine likes to use unnecessary letters and the phrase ‘k’.
EDIT: FUCKING TYPO. It’s supposed to say “TAKE them for the good and the bad”. Not “Two them”. My apologies.
Congratulations. This the the bIGGEST FUCKING PHOTOSET KNOWN TO MAN.
Eh… maybe not ‘shit just got real’ worthy… but since I couldn’t change the dates on the text messages, I wasn’t able to ‘set it back in time’ to when Peter was little. Also, Peter didn’t have his powers unti he was like, 16 or 17, so I didn’t really know what he could possibley do to cause immense trouble… except being a regular unstable teenage boy.
Nonetheless, I hope you liked it!
Here you are gorgeous! Thanks for the request!
apparently Uncle Bruce night!
EDIT: Oops, I forgot an entire pannel. FFFdkajf;xa SORRY.
Also, I think that ‘carriages’ is supposed to be ‘cartridges’… what-the-fuck-ever I’m too tired to deal with this shit.
Oh you stop it I’m not a genius.
Thank you for the request!
Sorry if it’s not “science-y” enough…
I don’t know how to speak science, so instead, have a visual image of Tony throwing fruit snacks at Bruce.