Bucky got Siri. 

(Sorry, should be too* not ‘to’ in the last pannel.)

I know this doesn’t fit the second request as well, but believe you me, Anon; a good 76% of these texts are Steve trying to wrap his mind around the future. If this doesn’t satisfy you, I’m sure many ones to come will. 

And, as always, thanks for requesting!

Oh my god that first request made me laugh so hard. Also, your icon used to be the wallpaper on my phone, but I recently changed it. 

As always, thanks for the requests!

(PS omfg I’m so sorry I didn’t realize you wanted him to think he was texting Tony I just realized that just now, oh man my bad.)

Wow that is a lot of thumbs. 

Thank you both so much for the requests! :) 

fffff it should say ‘Superfamily-Texts’ I’m miserable at life. 

I got the idea of Tony dancing against Steve causing him to jizz in his pants from this beautiful whore. 

Thanks for the request Anon. Jeez, you guys really like the dirty texts…