Thanks! I’m glad! I’ve been kind of in a pregnant scare!Gwen phase lately, to be honest. This conversation is partly based on my RP with
this lovely lady. PS This could have easily become a Sins Past joke, but luckily for you I like to stay approximately 3,480,343,290 feet away from that storyline.
I don’t know what that picture of Andrew Garfield is from but I’m very glad I found it.
Based slightly on that one time I arrived to my tutoring session before my tutor did.
Bucky got Siri.
(Sorry, should be too* not ‘to’ in the last pannel.)
I know this doesn’t fit the second request as well, but believe you me, Anon; a good 76% of these texts are Steve trying to wrap his mind around the future. If this doesn’t satisfy you, I’m sure many ones to come will.
And, as always, thanks for requesting!
Oh my god that first request made me laugh so hard. Also, your icon used to be the wallpaper on my phone, but I recently changed it.
As always, thanks for the requests!
(PS omfg I’m so sorry I didn’t realize you wanted him to think he was texting Tony I just realized that just now, oh man my bad.)
Wow that is a lot of thumbs.
Thank you both so much for the requests! :)
fffff it should say ‘Superfamily-Texts' I'm miserable at life.
I got the idea of Tony dancing against Steve causing him to jizz in his pants from this beautiful whore.
Thanks for the request Anon. Jeez, you guys really like the dirty texts…
Because I can’t fucking resist penis jokes.
Thank you all so much for your requests! PS biggest photoset ever like holy shit.
I have never been, nor have I ever, texted while drunk. So let the realism of this be judged in your imagination.
I added my brand spanking new little mark at the bottom there. It’s ugly and distracting, but it’ll do it’s job, and that’s all that matters!
And thank you for the request, Anon <3
I’m pretty sure you meant ‘shows’ but if you’re looking for a post about shoes there’s one here
There could’ve been a clever way to go about this prompt… but I’m a complete idiot, so…
Thank you for requesting!
GImme yo cookiez bytch.
I don’t know how to RP Clint fffffffff. Just pretend it’s good okay? I’m sorry I don’t really ship Clint/Bruce so I didn’t know what to do.
-Gargles salvia and falls off the bed in failure-
I took a picture of random baby shoes off the internet fjakldjl
I DON’T ADEQUATELY KNOW HOW TO GIVE FEELS. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I COULD GET. MY INNER TONY STARK WAS BEGGING ME TO MAKE A ‘SMALL FEET’ JOKE. I HAD TO RESIST SO MANY SNARKY URGES.
And, as always, thanksies for the requesties!
Headcanon: Tony almost punched a salesman for recommending $15 shoes
I don’t know when the term ‘bang’ started being used, but I’m going to assume it was after the ’40s, okay?
And daaaw, you’re so sweet, I’m glad you like my blog <3
I’m sorry I didn’t include the babysitting part because I’m a horrible person.
Thank you very very, much for the request!
Motherfucking Wade Wilson.
Thanks for the request!