Happy Valentines Day!
Okay so here’s the thing. I hate overused ‘fondue’ jokes as much as the next avid tumblr user. But, then again, I have a headcanon that they jokingly use it as a euphemism for sex. Plus it rhymed with ‘blue’. So there you have it.
I’m also sorry for the shitty arc reactor joke.
You know what, let’s just all agree this post was just unreasonably corny.
Because I’m clever, that’s why.
Based on an RP session I’ve had with a lovely Steve, who doesn’t have a tumblr, so I unfortunately can’t give them proper credit.
You know who you are.
Because Tony can’t resist cheap science puns. Bruce receives the text and chuckles furiously to his phone. Steve remains confused.
Whosoever holds this periodic table of elements, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of 90 protons
A lot of people have requested/asked if I could make a number for this blog for my followers to text.
Well… I did!
If you’d like me to send you a message text as Steve, Tony, or Peter, text the number
1 (805) 400-3870
Specifying who you’d like to talk to!
- This is not my personal number. This is for texting you guys only, so please do not try to call or send out of character messages
- I probably won’t end up having lengthy conversations with you. Sorry! But I’m quite the busy and unoriginal person! Sometimes I won’t have time to respond, or I just won’t know how! Don’t take my awful role-playing skills into offense :) But you can text me as many times as you’d like! So if the conversation drops, just start up a new one!
- This is most likely a test run! If something goes wrong (I have too many people texting, the app I’m using fails, I start getting hate messages, etc.) I will stop. Hopefully, none of that will happen, but better safe than sorry.
The superfamily eagerly awaits your messages!
And don’t be shy! I’m trying to pull off the effect of an RP ask-blog ;)
Though he’s definitely not prejudiced by any means, I think Steve would be surprised about/edgy around all sorts of things.
“Tony why are you driving a car from Germany are you sure that’s safe.”
“Tony why are there so many prostitutes out in public the children might see.”
“What the hell do you mean spanking is considered ‘child abuse’?”
“Our president is waht.”
I have this hobby where I butcher good Marvel characters in a pathetic attempt to make other people laugh.
I know this doesn’t fit the second request as well, but believe you me, Anon; a good 76% of these texts are Steve trying to wrap his mind around the future. If this doesn’t satisfy you, I’m sure many ones to come will.
And, as always, thanks for requesting!