Happy Valentines Day!
Okay so here’s the thing. I hate overused ‘fondue’ jokes as much as the next avid tumblr user. But, then again, I have a headcanon that they jokingly use it as a euphemism for sex. Plus it rhymed with ‘blue’. So there you have it.
I’m also sorry for the shitty arc reactor joke.
You know what, let’s just all agree this post was just unreasonably corny.
I remember this one time awhile ago someone complimented on how quickly I finished requests and I just sort of laughed to myself and whispered “just you fucking wait”.
I got my AO3 account!
I think I’ll upload something tonight, (and, even if I don’t, I’m currently writing like 4,324,243,291 different fics at the moment, so there should be something up there soon) so if you’re interested in my writing, as some of have very nicely told me, you can find me here
Because I’m clever, that’s why.
Based on an RP session I’ve had with a lovely Steve, who doesn’t have a tumblr, so I unfortunately can’t give them proper credit.
You know who you are.
I’m really in the mood to make Captain America uncomfortable with sexy text messages.
Pleasey pleasely lemon squeezy You don’t have to ask my permission, just start texting me, I’ll respond.
A lot of people have requested/asked if I could make a number for this blog for my followers to text.
Well… I did!
If you’d like me to send you a message text as Steve, Tony, or Peter, text the number
1 (805) 400-3870
Specifying who you’d like to talk to!
- This is not my personal number. This is for texting you guys only, so please do not try to call or send out of character messages
- I probably won’t end up having lengthy conversations with you. Sorry! But I’m quite the busy and unoriginal person! Sometimes I won’t have time to respond, or I just won’t know how! Don’t take my awful role-playing skills into offense :) But you can text me as many times as you’d like! So if the conversation drops, just start up a new one!
- This is most likely a test run! If something goes wrong (I have too many people texting, the app I’m using fails, I start getting hate messages, etc.) I will stop. Hopefully, none of that will happen, but better safe than sorry.
The superfamily eagerly awaits your messages!
And don’t be shy! I’m trying to pull off the effect of an RP ask-blog ;)
((So I just finished playing a game of Monopoly with my parents and…
PS Right now they’re literally cooking chocolate fondue, I’m so done.))
Okay, so, a little backstory on this; Today my friend (the one who helped contribute to the ‘you’re better in bed than your father’ text) and I were talking about what Steve and Tony’s wedding was like. We agreed that Pepper has an unadulterated hatred for Steve and during their wedding ordered the ice sculpture to look like him when he was frozen. Other things such as Coulson trying to object the marriage, Nicky Fury making a speech, and Tony flirting with the waitresses also ensued.